Crowdrise Apparel
The Crowdrise brand is all about giving back. If you’re volunteering, you should wear your Crowdrise Hoody. If you’re raising money for your favorite cause by breakdancing for twenty-four consecutive hours you should wear your Crowdrise Hat, and if you’re running a marathon for charity, you can definitely wear your Crowdrise Tee. On the other hand, if you’re doing nothing to give back, you’re not allowed to wear Crowdrise. Sorry for saying ‘on the other hand.’ Anyway, when you’re on campus and see someone in a Crowdrise Hat or if you’re on subway and see someone in a Crowdrise Hoody, definitely show a little love and give ‘em the nod because you’ll know you’re both trying to save the world.
Crowdrise Eli Cash Basic Tee
BUY NOW The Eli Cash tee was made specifically for volunteering, second dates, and going to the dentist. According to one made up volunteer, "I wore this tee on a second date just like Crowdrise told me to do and I really wish someone told me it's not cool to sit on the same side of the table as the girl because everything was going great up until then. I haven't heard from the girl since but I will say that before I sat on the same side of the table as her, she said I looked really good in my Crowdrise tee. She was probably lying though and I didn't like her that much anyway."Please if you can name one of Eli Cash's book that he mentions in the movie and I'll add 500 Crowdrise Points to your account. Not telling what movie though.
Crowdrise Polly Prince Hoody
BUY NOW The Polly Prince is the most comfortable hoody in the history of the world. The hoody is so great that it makes you less stressed than usual. So, if feeling really relaxed makes you feel more stressed then don't get the Polly Prince.Less importantly, here are two movie quotes. If you know which one comes from the movie that Polly Prince was in we'll add 500 Crowdrise Points to your account.
1. Raindance.
2. I had no idea you could milk a cat.
If you get what movie the other quote is from we'll give you nothing but you should still guess it just for fun. Please your guesses.
Crowdrise Kenny Powers Hat
BUY NOW The Kenny Powers is reserved for people who wear a hat almost every day. We don't know much at Crowdrise but we do know a good hat. As a side, if you wear a hat as often as we do, we recommend taking off your hat when you walk in a room but making sure everyone sees you do it so they think you're being really respectful, like a young Winston Churchill.If you know what show inspired the Kenny Powers please and we'll add 500 Crowdrise Points to your account. This is the best day ever.
Crowdrise Chazz Reinhold Hat
BUY NOW The Chazz Reinhold is one of our only hats made entirely of synthetic ham. More importantly though, like Starbursts on a chairlift or Snap-n-Pops at a party, the Chazz Reinhold should be used to make other people jealous. You may want to consider not telling people what Crowdrise is if they ask about it. I like that idea...let's keep Crowdrise a secret.If you know what movie we got the name Chazz Reinhold from please and we'll add 500 Crowdrise Points to your account. Okay...I'm going to stop typing now.
Crowdrise Augie Farks Hat
BUY NOW As you probably heard, the Augie Farks hat was recently named the ninth best hat by Soft Soap Magazine. If you're looking at the magazine right now, you'll see we finished just behind that hat with the picture of the old man holding the staple remover and the beanie shaped like a gate. If I were you, I'd probably buy the old man with the staple remover hat but if it's unavailable you should go with the Gate Beanie or the Augie Farks....both decent back-up choices.Less importantly, if you know what movie we got the name Augie Farks from please and we'll add 500 Crowdrise Points to your account.
CROWDRISE IYDGBNOWLY TEE
BUY NOW The Crowdrise IYDGBNOWLY Tee is reserved solely for people who buy it or get one for doing something great. We're not telling what the letters on the front of the tee mean but if you know it you're probably either really good at red rover or you're an exceptional volunteer or fundraiser. The IYDGBNOWLY tee has 'Crowdrise' on the back but we didn't want to show that part.If you figure out what the front of the tee means please and we'll add 500 Crowdrise Points to your account right away. Okay. That's all.
Crowdrise Aldous Snow Hoody
BUY NOW To say that the Aldous Snow Zip Hoody has generated concern on an international scale is probably an understatement. While we're certainly trying to remain neutral in all political or social discussions, we cannot help but chime in regarding the ridiculous accusations about the Aldous Snow. At no time did anyone wearing the Aldous Snow take pears and cheese from the Kremlin and whip ‘em at Queen Gulliard. While it's true that people wearing the Aldous Snow have been seen in and around Moscow on many an occasion, we have nothing against the Queen. In fact, she's been one of the giants when it comes to supporting Crowdrise Projects. I think that covers it.Less importantly, if you know the name of Aldous Snow's band please and I'll add 500 Crowdrise Points to your account..
Crowdrise Officer Slater Hoody
BUY NOW The Officer Slater Hoody was named the fourth best hoody ever by people who fall asleep too easily, which has recently become increasingly frustrating for people who can't sleep at all. Interestingly, the Officer Slater can make you look like you're sleeping when you're not and also make you look like you're awake when you're sleeping. There’s only been one occurrence when someone was really awake but thought to be sleeping and that person was standing right next to a bed and it was almost nighttime. If you want to be dumber, please reread this.If you know what movie we got the name Officer Slater from, please and we'll add 500 Crowdrise Points to your account. That is all.
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