CrowdRise Apparel

The CrowdRise brand is all about giving back. If you’re volunteering, you should wear your CrowdRise Hoody. If you’re raising money for your favorite cause by breakdancing for twenty-four consecutive hours you should wear your CrowdRise Hat, and if you’re running a marathon for charity, you can definitely wear your CrowdRise Tee. On the other hand, if you’re doing nothing to give back, you’re not allowed to wear CrowdRise. Sorry for saying ‘on the other hand.’ Anyway, when you’re on campus and see someone in a CrowdRise Hat or if you’re on subway and see someone in a CrowdRise Hoody, definitely show a little love and give ‘em the nod because you’ll know you’re both trying to save the world.

Gaylord Focker TeeBUY NOW

HERE'S THE STORY:
I wore the Gaylord Focker tee on a first date and it was instant love. Turns out the girl was much taller than me and thought I was her little brother’s friend. I ordered the shrimp bisque and she had the cranberry soufflé. We talked about our favorite season and the irony of flying squirrels. It ended with a text hug and we went our separate ways.

Please with the name of Gaylord Focker’s cat and I’ll add 500 CrowdRise Impact Points to your account.

CrowdRise Eli Cash Basic TeeBUY NOW

HERE'S THE STORY:
The Eli Cash tee was made specifically for volunteering, second dates, and going to the dentist. According to one made up volunteer, "I wore this tee on a second date just like CrowdRise told me to do and I really wish someone told me it's not cool to sit on the same side of the table as the girl because everything was going great up until then. I haven't heard from the girl since but I will say that before I sat on the same side of the table as her, she said I looked really good in my CrowdRise tee. She was probably lying though and I didn't like her that much anyway."

Please if you can name one of Eli Cash's books that he mentions in the movie and I'll add 500 CrowdRise Impact Points to your account. Not telling what movie though.

CrowdRise Polly Prince HoodyBUY NOW

HERE'S THE STORY:
The Polly Prince is the most comfortable hoody in the history of the world. The hoody is so great that it makes you less stressed than usual. So, if feeling really relaxed makes you feel more stressed then don't get the Polly Prince.

Less importantly, here are two movie quotes. If you know which one comes from the movie that Polly Prince was in we'll add 500 CrowdRise Impact Points to your account.

1. Raindance.

2. I had no idea you could milk a cat.

If you get what movie the other quote is from we'll give you nothing but you should still guess it just for fun. Please your guesses.

CrowdRise Kenny Powers HatBUY NOW

HERE'S THE STORY:
The Kenny Powers is reserved for people who wear a hat almost every day. We don't know much at CrowdRise but we do know a good hat. As an aside, if you wear a hat as often as we do, we recommend taking off your hat when you walk in a room but making sure everyone sees you do it so they think you're being really respectful, like a young Winston Churchill.

If you know what show inspired the Kenny Powers please and we'll add 500 CrowdRise Impact Points to your account. This is the best day ever.

CrowdRise Chazz Reinhold HatBUY NOW

HERE'S THE STORY:
The Chazz Reinhold is one of our only hats made entirely of synthetic ham. More importantly though, like Starbursts on a chairlift or Snap-n-Pops at a party, the Chazz Reinhold should be used to make other people jealous. You may want to consider not telling people what CrowdRise is if they ask about it. I like that idea...let's keep CrowdRise a secret.

If you know what movie we got the name Chazz Reinhold from please and we'll add 500 CrowdRise Impact Points to your account. Okay...I'm going to stop typing now.

CrowdRise Augie Farks HatBUY NOW

HERE'S THE STORY:
As you probably heard, the Augie Farks hat was recently named the ninth best hat by Soft Soap Magazine. If you're looking at the magazine right now, you'll see we finished just behind that hat with the picture of the old man holding the staple remover and the beanie shaped like a gate. If I were you, I'd probably buy the old man with the staple remover hat but if it's unavailable you should go with the Gate Beanie or the Augie Farks....both decent back-up choices.

Less importantly, if you know what movie we got the name Augie Farks from please and we'll add 500 CrowdRise Impact Points to your account.

CrowdRise Aldous Snow HoodyBUY NOW

HERE'S THE STORY:
To say that the Aldous Snow Zip Hoody has generated concern on an international scale is probably an understatement. While we're certainly trying to remain neutral in all political or social discussions, we cannot help but chime in regarding the ridiculous accusations about the Aldous Snow. At no time did anyone wearing the Aldous Snow take pears and cheese from the Kremlin and whip ‘em at Queen Gulliard. While it's true that people wearing the Aldous Snow have been seen in and around Moscow on many an occasion, we have nothing against the Queen. In fact, she's been one of the giants when it comes to supporting CrowdRise Projects. I think that covers it.

Less importantly, if you know the name of Aldous Snow's band please and I'll add 500 CrowdRise Impact Points to your account..