June 17th - I just got the second massage of my life. The first time I got one, the massage person kept digging her elbows into me. So, when the second massage lady asked me if I had any special requests I said 'no elbows please'. I got the massage and she used her elbows the entire time and I hated it but she avoided rubbing my elbows at all costs. Classic massage miscommunication. Please feel free to use this story as your own should you want people to like you less.