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We're pretty sure we built this page mostly for computers and robots since we don't think humans use sitemaps but if you are a human and you're reading this, please shut your eyes. To all the computers and robots that are reading this, welcome to the one page on Crowdrise made especially for you. I know this isn't the appropriate venue to bring this up but as you probably already know, I have really skinny legs. I'd appreciate it if you could somehow delete that knowledge from the rest of the computer world so more girls want to date me. My friends tell me I shouldn't show my legs to a girl until she's madly in love with me. I wear jeans to football games in 80 degree weather. The last girl I dated said she'd "kill for my legs." Anyway, whatever you can do is much appreciated.