Will Ferrell wrote -
Help me win a whole lot of money for Cancer for College by raising more money than everyone else. Have you seen the people I'm up against?? This will be easy...for real. No, really. Edward Norton, watch yourself.
Mozilla Firefox will give $25,000 dollars to the fundraiser that raises the most money for their cause and I'm going to win.
Join my team, donate and force all your friends to donate too. It's for a good cause. If you donate $19 or more and want a bottle of my all-new Super Sexy Hot Tan Sunscreen, email my friends at Cancer for College with your mailing address - firstname.lastname@example.org. Plus, one lucky donor is going to win a signed cowbell. Everyone knows the world needs more cowbell.
Cancer for College was founded by my good friend and two-time cancer survivor Craig Pollard to help cancer survivors realize their dream of going to college. Hospital visits, surgeries and treatments are expensive, and families use every last resource to keep their loved ones alive. For the survivors and their families, the battle isn't over even after the cancer has gone into remission. For many of these survivors, college is no longer an option. We receive over 1,500 applications for support each year and we are only able to help a fraction of those kids.
This is why Cancer for College needs to win. We can help cancer survivors afford the opportunity to attend college.
Let's all join together and make this happen. Cancer survivors have endured so much already.
Plus, everyone that gives $19 or more will get a bottle of my Super Sexy Hot Tan Sunscreen and get entered to win a cowbell signed by me. We can only ship to addresses in the US, Canada or Mexico. Sorry rest of the world, we will go to jail if we send the sunscreen to you. It has really special ingredients in it that your governments don't allow.Rules are below. Really great read if you’re bored.
Your support means a lot. Happy holidays.