So, you may have heard that I like to bike. And that I've only done it for three summers and now I'm planning to do my first century (AKA 100 Miles). Given that I'm fat and old, this is something of an accomplishment. If you donate to my little fund here, you will be helping WSU students (AKA my kids), you will be celebrating my age and fatness, AND you will help me win lunch with the university president, during which I will recite Cicero on the value of liberal arts to him. I'll even film it. And if I've donated to your whatever, or bought your girl scout cookies, you sort of owe me.