Hello? HELLO! My goodness, you're looking exceptionally attractive today! What's your secret? Hahaha, aren't you marvelous! Funny that I run into you here. You know, I was about to drop you a line to let you know the social engagement of the year is quickly approaching, and of course YOU immediately came to mind, being that you're so freakin' fabulous. That's right, it's the annual WILLIE MAE ROCK CAMP FOR GIRLS BOWL-A-THON! Yes, yes, it's to support the Fairness Fund, which ensures all of our programs are offered for free or on a sliding scale. Can you stand it?? Absolutely wonderful, isn't it?! Now listen, my darling dove, it simply wouldn't be a proper bash without you. Yes, yes, of course I'll be there! I'll be heading up BALLS OF FURY 2015. You have GOT to see the shoes I'm going to wear -- they're so on trend, much like yourself!! So, what do you say? Won't you support my balls? You will!? SPLENDID!! Oh my balls feel perkier already! Now, I must run. But THANK YOU SO MUCH! Ta for now!