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Organized by: ryan mo
ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE TO GET THE HEALTHIEST CANDY BAR ON THE PLANET… BECAUSE IT IS TO RAISE MONEY!!!
-It has 0 CALORIES, 0 SUGARS, 0 CARBS, 0 FATS, 0 EVERYTHING!!!
IT DOESN’T AFFECT DIETING, WORKING OUT, OR YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM IN ANY WAY!
-And unlike ordinary candy bars you can leave it in your car, or microwave it and IT WILL NEVER MELT. IT CAN LAST FOREVER!
-You don’t even need to leave your computer.
Plus, I think it can cure any disease or ailment! At least maybe it can!
This product is not reviewed by the FDA, or anyone for that matter. Individual results WILL vary and can not be counted on.
It is the CAND-e Bar. And I will let you download it to your desktop instantly for FREE… after a small donation for my cause.
Ok, SERIOUSLY now, I really do need a little help from you, because I am in a dire situation with no escape. Long story short I was forced to drop out of college due to the debt it caused me, so I joined the military in an attempt to offset this. Unfortunately I came out of the military in an even worse state, in multiple ways, than I had gone in. Now, I have not been able to find any steady work in the last year, which has made me pretty much a homeless couch surfer, with the IRS coming after me, and legal action pending my student debts, and consequently snowball affect of other various problems stemming all this.
Honestly all I want to do is go back to school (engineering and art, and some really cool inventions when I am done), but in order to do that I need to take care of all my other financial and life problems and secure some sort of funding, and not worry about survival to boot. I have tried everything I can possibly think of with no luck. I also have a killer plan of attack for everything including school, but it lays stagnant without the opportunity, financial and otherwise.
I don’t really have very high expectations for this effort, I mean it would be stellar if we raised a million dollars (HA) or enough to take care of everything, but realistically every little bit will help to knock out one problem at a time. I can promise you it will change my life profoundly and permanently, and for that I would be grateful. And any advice outside of raising funds will be more than welcome.
Unfortunately, I cannot offer very much in compensation. WHAT I CAN OFFER though is a raffle of sorts. That is if, err, WHEN, we raise enough funds I will put everyone’s name (multiple times according to how much you donated) in a container and mix them. Whoever I draw will be able to pick a charity or cause to give 10% of the raised money too.
(so for instance, if we hypothetically raised $1 million, we would first take out the site and bank fees, say its like 5% leaving $950,000. Than we will take out taxes which will be somewhere around 35% leaving $617,500. This then gives $61,750 for the winner to choose a charity for. Leaving me with about $500,000 to pay off about $60,000 in school debts, probably another tax hit, patching up my life and educational purposes, and maybe some survival).
Although a cool million would be nice selling e-Bars, haha, that is unrealistic but I am sure you get the picture. Anyways, just a small donation will get your name in the pot and part of the fun, and the more you donate the more times I will enter your name. Also, keep in mind, the more people we get to buy e-Bars the more money that goes to the winner’s cause of choice, so please spread the word, its easy I swear. Consider it a challenge where we join forces.
But, I will stop boring you with my plea for help, I am sure you’ve made up your mind at this point anyways. So thank you for looking! I look forward to working with you.