It must be understood that there are two ways to spelling: one with grammatical laws and the other with good legs! The first is the way of men, the second is the style of beasts, but since very often the first does not suffice it is necessary to turn to the second. We, Machiavelli's Mistresses, of the Holliness Temple of mostly-good Grammar, will play the beast as well as the man. And to prepare for the grammatical showdown we will feast on wine and words. Nothing more. Hardly less. So now we ask for your assistance. Help us engage in battle with our fellow booksellers, all while raising money for the Literacy Council of Buncombe County!