BENEFITING: Equality Florida, Inc.
Brian Biancardi here just letting you know that I'm trying to buy all of the guns in America. I figured you know what, things are getting a little too heated around guns, who should own them, who shouldn't so I'm going to try and raise enough money to buy all of the guns. Unfortunately the gun industry is worth about $15 billion dollars. Sure that seems like a large number, but honestly I promise this will be worth it. Everyone that owns guns, don't worry you'll be bought out as well. Then you can spend this buyout cash on something more fun like a jet-ski or a vacation for you and your family. I know it seems like owning a gun is a great use of your cash, but honestly once you get behind a jet-ski you'll be feelin' just fine. This seems like it will be a gradual process but the sooner I can raise the cash the sooner I can buy all of the guns and keep them in a secure location that I won't tell anyone about. Some of you might be asking, "hey, if you do raise just enough money for the guns, how will you pay for the warehouse?" Don't worry about that part. I've got the warehouse covered. Don't ask where it is. Don't think about it for one more second. Just worry about helping me get enough money around to buy all of the guns. If somehow I'm not able to raise enough money to buy all of the guns, these funds will go towards helping the families of the Pulse Nightclub Shooting. Again, something tells me I'm not going to reach $15 billion dollars so chances are I'm not going to be able to buy all of the guns in America and all of these funds will go towards the people that need help down in Orlando.