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Buy Epiphora My Celebrator vibe to take down a mansplainer

Organized by: Epiphora

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THE STORY:

If this campaign goes over goal, I'll use the excess funds to buy a second My Celebrator specifically for cracking open to see its guts and motor.

So, in August, I was sitting in Joan Price's senior sex session at the Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit. Joan was discussing the glory of the Eroscillator when a male member of the audience piped up (unprompted, of course) to mention this vibrator, My Celebrator — a $40 battery-operated joke of a toy.

He insisted My Celebrator was comparable to the $140+ Eroscillator, even when sex toy reviewers in the room told him the motors were likely different (oscillating vs. traditional rotary). He insisted that the "vibrational" power was the same. It was the best real-life example of mansplaining I've ever witnessed.

Before the session was even over, I was looking up the price of My Celebrator online. I've known about this toy for years, but the time has come for me to actually try it and review it. The problem is, very few reputable shops even carry it. Mostly it's just sold on Amazon.

The goal here is $60, which will cover the cost of the toy plus whatever money Crowdrise will eat up. In exchange you'll get a scathing review of My Celebrator on my blog and the satisfying knowledge that That Guy was definitively proven wrong.

Unless he's right and this infomercial vibrator is actually better than the legendary Eroscillator. WE SHALL SEE.

$70

 

117% Raised of $60 Goal

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  • Girly Juice

    $10

  • early to bed

    $10

  • Mary and Harry Contrary

    $40

  • Anonymous

    $10

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Donor Comments

Anonymous

ANONYMOUS

DONATION: $10

Because I want to see one cracked open and spill its guts. 3 years ago

Mary and Harry Contrary

Mary and Harry Contrary

DONATION: $40

God have mercy on this toy, for you surely shall not. 3 years ago

early to bed

early to bed

DONATION: $10

3 years ago

Girly Juice

Girly Juice

DONATION: $10

No man may blaspheme my Eroscillator. 3 years ago

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