I am currently training for a half-marathon in Alton, Ill., March 26. I decided to not only do this to accomplish something on my bucket list, but to also do something to make a difference. My dad, Ed Kerns, is a cancer survivor. Three years ago, he underwent surgery for throat cancer and now speaks with the aid of a mechanical larynx. My goal is to raise $1,000 by March 26, money that will be donated to the Cancer Support Community of Greater St. Louis. What's great about this group is they provide free services to cancer patients and their families that not only help the physical aspects of the disease, but the mental and spiritual. Obviously, during the run, I'm going to wear a shirt supporting the organization, but I'll sell other parts of my body for sponsorship. Make me an offer and I'll put your business, phone number, website, et. al., somewhere on my body. And will provide photos.