Dinner and a Movie?! NO F'N WAY!
Organized by: John Henry
"Dinner and a Movie?! Dishes and laundry won't wash themselves!!! If you can get some sucker to cover for you, I guess you can go," said the aggitated bride of David. Aggitated bride of David, is not the real name of course.
Help David, not his real name of course, escape the drudgery of homemaking by funding a man servant competent enough to cover his expansive list of Friday evening chores, which include, but are not limited to: dish washing, laundry, feed and bathe David's hell spawn, mopping the floor, taking out the trash, ironing, and of course cleaning the toilet after his loser friends leave a steamer, while he galavants around town watching a movie and eating dinner with his loser friends.