Dollah 4 Don-a-thon: Save Zombie Edition
Organized by: lla don zombie
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January 01, 2016
For a full explanation of whats going on please come over to the forum thread on our site for a candid look into my personal problems and history.
The short version however is that when my wife lost her job after having our baby our total income was reduced to 50%, then the IRS takes 50% of whats left for my crippling tax debt leaving me with about 25% of what we need to survive. We have made it this far and are looking forward to the future of the new year and job opportunities we have had in the works waiting for the turn of the year. We need your help to be able to remain non-homeless till those opportunities can happen.
Make sure to identify yourself in a way that I will recognise to claim donation rewards.
Below is a list of reward pledges for various donation levels:
The $10 Discord Reward
There have been a lot of people interested in some exclusive discord chat stuff. Donator's who drop 10$ or more in the hat will get an exclusive discord role called "DZ's Hero" that optionally comes with a fancy color seen directly below, and access to an exclusive chat called the "#high_rollers" where you can talk about how cool you all are, and best of all remind me how I owe not being homeless to you. Just make sure to leave a note with your discord name and if you want the colored name or not. It will overwrite virtually all other role colors to show off your epic pink coolness. This will only be available to obtain now, for a limited time, which means you can't get it later.
The $30 Ukulele Cover Song
Those that donate $30$ or more can elect to include a song name in their donation invoice which I will do my absolute best to cover playing ukulele and singing, uploaded to a private youtube link for your entertainment and to share as you desire. If for some reason I cannot deliver on a particular song I may ask for a second pick. That's only for if I actually cannot play the song for some reason.
The $100 Custom Song About You
For $100 I will write you a custom ukulele song about how awesome you are including a bards chronicling of your epic deeds around the community or facts about you that you might want included. This song can also be about whatever else you might want. This will be also uploaded and sent via private youtube video that is yours to share or enjoy however you want. I may also play you your song live on request.
The $500 Community Goal Met
If, as a community we manage to raise the money in the very short amount of time to save me, I pledge to reprise my previous role doing "Zombie Gets Scared Shitless of Scary Games Because Hes a Pussy" livestreams series to the completion of at least one full game. The exact game will be determined later by some kind of community vote, perhaps with nominations from coming from #high_rollers_club.
The $650 Community Stretch Goal
Since we hit the cap so quickly (Thank you so much everyone), I'm going to put in a minor stretch goal. The extra money will go to getting getting more groceries than ramen, sandwiches, and meals cooked on a budget. Also, to putting some minutes on Briana's cell phone. Her real cell phone was turned off months ago for not paying the bill. This will make sure she can make calls from the house and receive calls from potential employers without having to steal my phone. If we meet this goal I will upload the scary stream video stream to youtube to be viewed and giggled at whenever you wish. This goal is non mandatory and 100% optional if we don't meet it, I am still super happy to have rent secured.