Anyone who has spent more than 5 minutes with me knows that I am a flaming liberal, borderline socialist. Double Dog Dare me to reach out to my (non-existant) Republican roots and cause a little mayhem along the way!
For $100 I will wear a Trump 2016 shirt for an entire hour (and then burn it...)
For $200 I will attend the next Sacramento Republican Party Meetup and ask a Republican on a date.
For $300 I will fill out a HIGHLY satirical application for the Daughters of the American Revolution (DAR) and post it on Facebook for all to see.
For $400 I will make a HIGHLY satirical speech at City Council about the positive affects of criminalizing homelessness and supporting capitalist business interests.
For $500 I will attend the next Sacramento Republican Party Meetup in a Bernie Sanders t-shitrt with rainbow suspenders wearing a, “Socialists Rock!” button.
For $1000 I will kiss a Republican.
For $2000 I will cut my hair to look like Donald Trump’s.