hello family, friends, co-workers, others who are indebted to us,
we're ready to sweat again for our gym's favorite local charity the brooklyn community foundation.
in exchange for your generous donations i'm sure the teammember you donated to would be more than happy to send you some awkward and/or embarrassing pics of what they look like during this work out. shoot for the moon dear donator!
and remember, someone in brooklyn loves you!
(this is bob barker reminding you help control the pet population, have your pets spayed or neutered)