The Wingarsheek Floatzilla and Epic Memorial Day Bash
Organized by: Dillon Vassallo
EVENT DATE May 24, 2014
You're invited to the Memorial Day Bash (Saturday, May 24). We'll take care of stocking the coolers, firing up the grill, etc -- all you have to do is show up.
It's been a long winter. Pretty soon the good ol' Miles O' Smiles (featuring Captain Castraberti) will be tied up alongside the majestic Ripple II (co-captained by the Vassallo Bro's (pending Banker Drew's NYC status)
This year, we're taking our weekend parties to a new level. With your help, we are looking to add the Floatzilla to the party. This is an 8-seater inflatable raft with built in surround sound mp3 speakers, drink holders, coolers, and tons of room for memories to be made.
We'd like to introduce this raft for the first party of the year - The Memorial Day Bash. By donating money, you are getting all the food + drinks you want for the Bash. We're talking top notch stuff here - McKinnon's tips, Pace's sausages, rum punch, margarita's, beers on beers on beers. And, you are helping us raise the Wingarsheek party to a whole new level.
** We're asking $25 per person to cover the food/drinks/etc for the party on the 24th. See below for other details...
$100++ ... I'm at Wingarsheek almost everytime you're there, and I will dominate this floatzilla. I will be a stakeholder. Fetch me a beer and one of Castro's famous franks because my sexy ass is staying on this raft as it should. All summer long.
$50 ... I'll be there on the 24th for the bash and lots of other weekends. They call me an avid wingasheeker. I know the lingo, and I can't wait to slug some tea's and work on my bronze. When I'm not dominating Polish horse-shoes, struttin' the beach, or crushing a BL smooth in the salty sea, you know where I'll be: The god damn fucking floatzilla.
$25 ... I'm gonna be there on the 24th and see what this mayhem is all about. Chances are I'll probably be back soon, but can't guaruantee it. But hey, for donating $25 I'm gonna eat more dogs than Kobayashi, and drink more than a fish.
$?? ... I can't make it on Memorial Day, but I want to support this unbelievable cause. And when I come back another weekend, I'll be where I should've been on the 24th - soakin up the rays on the floatzilla.
So, join us in celebrating the start to the best summer of our fucking lives.
Thank you for all the help, and feel free to pass along to friends who may not have seen this yet!
** Rain Date will be the following Saturday - May 31st **