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Fudgepackers for Flint

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THE STORY:

On January 28th, the Michigan Senate renewed an animal cruelty bill that includes a ban on sodomy, "the abominable and detestable crime against nature either with mankind or with any animal." They could've removed the reference to human sex, but the governor says "nobody wants to touch it."

Let's be clear. The legislature felt their time was better spent stigmatizing your sex life than addressing the Flint water crisis, a state emergency that has left hundreds of children poisoned and irreparably harmed. And since the Supreme Court invalidated state sodomy laws in 2004, the Michigan Senate's passage of this homophobic, sex-phobic policy is really just a symbolic "fuck you" to anyone whose sex life is more exciting than theirs.

So calling all butt pirates, ass goblins, rump rangers (as well as their friends, family, compatriots and cum patriots)—let's band together as the nation's first and only Anal Sex Lobby. Our inaugural order of business will be what the Senate's should've been: helping get clean water to the people of Flint.

Join your fellow rear-enders in raising money for the Flint Water Fund. Because in addition to being buttfuckers, we are kind, compassionate human beings—and the Senate's failure to see this makes them the real assholes.

http://fudgepackersforflint.com

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