Eerie Art Cafe - Game of Thrones and Vanities Fund Raiser
Team Member: ghytyupoiuryhtytyu ytertyp9657689
Eerie Art Cafe wrote -
Eerie Art Cafe is a one of a kind eatery & artisans' space opening in Bloomfield, NJ.
It is our goal to provide the community with a welcoming environment that encourages social interaction & inspires collaboration and congregation among creative individuals, families and groups.
While many of us are anxiously waiting for "Game of Thrones" to resume the vain and shameless conquest for control of Westeros, Eerie Art Café is engaged in a battle as old as medieval latrine chutes and the pursuit of hospitality.
Our bathrooms need to be conquered.
They lie underground as adandoned and still as the cold tombs beneath Winterfell.
Your generous contributions will help us restore the porcelain thrones to seat a King and replace the vantities to be fit for a Queen.
Don’t be a distempered dragon and lose your humors Lords and Ladies. These are NO common commodes.
When nature calls no need to find yourself in a fury, you are privy to relieve yourself in our garden robes. Just bring your royal heinie in to fill our cisterns. Our perforated bathroom paper is guaranteed to be splinter free.