Gato's right to be Inebriated
Organized by: Christopher Atiles Sr.
It's been a long 38 1/2 years of life and with 40 creeping up on me, it's not getting easier. From thinning receading hair, to elongated testicles, life has its funny way of telling you to go fuck yourself. So I have made a decision to be shit faced for the next two years. All I need is the Chedder to make my balls feel better. So join in the cause to cure old age and just know I share my booze so for every dollar spent you get a shot poured down my ball cleavage right into your dirty mouths. Help this old mad man forget what it's like to crush his balls while driving. If you want to just come to my house and get twisted that works for me too. Love you all and God bless tight ball sacks. #fundmeisafuckingjoke