BENEFITING: PROJECT NORMALIZATION OPEN DOOR PRESCHOOL
Performing feats of gustatory might for the third straight year, Griffin May, alias Super Action Cobra Racer Team 5!, will be fighting the near-inevitable reversal of peristaltic motion to bring home the impossibly glorious, surprisingly massive Taco Trophy for the first time! Can he do it? Possibly! Will he do it? Again: Possibly! Cheer this handsome devil on in his misguided endeavor with your money! All of it! Now! It's for kids! Do it!