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Helping Halitosis For Humanity

Organized by: John Newsome

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Dashawn is a dear friend of mine. Its well documented that he's had severe halitosis for many years. But with his medical condition tearing apart his immune system it has progressively gotten worse. To the point when he attempts to open his mouth the toothbrush spontaneously combusts. Which means his halitosis goes untreated and has been for some time now. I have been in close contact with R&D departments with company such as Crest, Colgate, Clorox bleach, Oxy Clean and NASA to name a few. Protesting and petitions are have started in an outcry to restrict mobility because he travels across the northern Ohio region unknowingly spreading carnage to unknowing victims. To counter those actions. The affiliates I mentioned earlier are mining to the earths core as we speak to extract a rare metal alloy in hopes it can resist the extreme transgressions that spew from Dashawn's mouth. We are also wprjing with the FDA to get it approved as it is only a protype and went be available for clinical trials until 2021 I would like to also state that he is human and has feelings. So if you are unfortunate to cross is path of destruction, politely hold your breath and nod. Also I must note that even though he is overweight he aggreaively nimble and will pounce on you with a conversation with out warning to stay aware to your surroundings. Any help is greatly appreciated, thank you.


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