"I hate adorable kittens," said NOBODY, EVER. Since it's a scientific fact that you love adorable kittens, it would behoove you to donate money to my campaign for adorable kittens. Every time you donate to Kitten Rescue, you will receive a personal phone call from an adorable kitten. If you hear nothing when you receive your phone call, it is because the adorable kitten has been moved beyond words, and cannot summon the strength to speak about your unparalleled generosity. On behalf of the speechless adorable kitten, I would like to thank you for your contribution to Kitten Rescue. You give a voice to the voiceless (or speechless), and provide hope to tiny mammals in your community who would not have had a chance without your help. If it helps you give me more of your hard-earned money, you can imagine a Sarah McLachlan song playing in the background while you read this message. You are a wonderful person. You are beautiful, wealthy, virile, strong, and confident. Wonderful people, such as yourself, deserve a speechless phone call from an adorable kitten. Epic ballads will be sung across the Kitten-verse in your honor. Monuments in your likeness will be erected in every litterbox from here to Memphis! Thank you again for your contribution, and your general awesomeness!
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