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John Beard's Fundraiser:

John's Beard for the Kids

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THE STORY:

Look everyone; we all knew this was coming. I'm finally being coerced into a Beard Contest. Why do I want to subject myself to the equivalent of a Male Beauty Pageant? Well, firstly, my beard is probably the easiest and most important thing I've ever created in my life. It just sprung forth from my face. I had a dream once where I was fighting a villain with a sword, and he disarmed me, but my beard became a big shield that protected me from his attacks. Another time, I bet using my beard as collateral. I lost. I don't bet with my beard anymore. Secondly, this whole pageant thing is for a good cause; The Make-A-Wish Foundation. I'm not sure how that relates, but I'm not going to think about it too hard. Thrice; my beard has made all sorts of funny things happen. People in Europe were terrified/fascinated by it and randomly shouted, "ZZ TOP!" at me. I got a free pint of Guinness at the factory because of a sympathetic bartender. Occasionally, it falls into my food while I'm eating and I bring it to my mouth with my utensil (I laugh about this everytime). I dip it in my soup. It gets all gnarled and frozen on cold days when I'm bicycling around and i look like Jeremiah Johnson. Anyway, do it for the kids.

$500

MONEY RAISED
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  • Meredith Zeller

    $10

  • Bnice!

    $25

  • Amy Keith

    $10

  • Dina Senesac

    $25

  • Anonymous

     

  • Mom Z in VT

    $25

  • Pepper!

    $25

  • Cooper

    $25

  • ZZ Top

    $25

  • That Guy...lol

    $25.37

  • Roberto Crivello

    $11.47

  • Dan

    $25

  • Erik Wheeler, beard fan

    $25

  • Jodi Kuzia

    $25

  • Chris North

     

  • Anonymous

    $20

  • Laney H

    $20

  • Ian

    $25

  • Rose Street Beard Enthusiasts

    $114

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100% Raised of $500 Goal

The Team: $500 TOTAL RAISED SO FAR

Donor Comments

Rose Street Beard Enthusiasts

Rose Street Beard Enthusiasts

DONATION: $114

11 months ago

Ian

Ian

DONATION: $25

12 months ago

Laney H

Laney H

DONATION: $20

12 months ago

Anonymous

ANONYMOUS

DONATION: $20

Magnificent Beard 12 months ago

Chris North

Chris North

1 year ago

Jodi Kuzia

Jodi Kuzia

DONATION: $25

1 year ago

Erik Wheeler, beard fan

Erik Wheeler, beard fan

DONATION: $25

1 year ago

Dan

Dan

DONATION: $25

1 year ago

Roberto Crivello

Roberto Crivello

DONATION: $11.47

1 year ago

That Guy...lol

That Guy...lol

DONATION: $25.37

1 year ago