Kerry Long SKP Drag Kickball Page
Organized by: Stonewall Kickball Pittsburgh
Do you want to protect your right to bear arms and bare everything else? Then vote for me, Fondled Rump, for Stonewall Kickball Pittsburgh Drag Kickball Game. I will be playing for charity and with a small (million dollar) loan from your father, I can be chosen captain so that my team's proceeds can go toward the Animal Rescue League. They've recently joined forces with the Western Pennsylvania Humane Society to help grab all of those pussies. Give me all your money, because everyone else is crooked. And remember, if I don't win, THIS GAME IS RIGGED.