Niko Felix via Crowdrise
September 16, 2011
EVENT DATE: Sep 16, 2011
What started as a crawling joke has quickly turned into a running reality. Under the authorization of Stephen J. Potsklan: if Kevin Nest can raise at least a $500 donation to the Fordham University Swimming and Diving team, he will be granted the opportunity to be "Head Coach for a Day." Something tells me that if Kevin does reach this goal, he isn’t going to draw up a kick ass lactate set or a 10 station, hour and a half long practice. My guess is that maybe it will include a field trip to White Castle. I don't know, what I do know is that it will definitely not include swimming. If you need any sort of inspiration to be part of this unprecedented event, think back to your days in that windowless pool just wishing a former swim team dropout would one day don those Patagonia shorts and give you a day off from misery.
Yes, the economy is in tough shape right now. Yes, times are tight. Yes, you probably don’t even like Kevin Nest. But this is about more than Kevin, its not even about supporting your Alma mater. This is simply about supporting what will no doubt be a hilarious outcome.
This is not a joke...Seriously, this is not a joke.