As many of you may know, I am currently training for the NY Marathon. You may know this because I have (a) complained to you about how this summer's superheat has affected my training, and/or (b) I have shown up on your doorstep at 6:48 a.m. on a Saturday begging for water, the compound which by that point in my long training run had been completely tapped from my pores by aforementioned "superheat." As the weather begins it's glorious slide into Autumn, I will have less pain and, therefore, less pain to share. With you. So, as a way of maintaining said pain for all of us I've decided to raise some funds for a charity that means a lot to me: [_________] Please make a donation of any amount. (I mean this. A penny is not only acceptable, it is probably also worth more than one cent due to the rising value of copper futures. So give yourself some credit. 1.21111 cents worth.).