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Matt's Birthday Vasectomy!

Organized by: Tiffany Gearhart

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EVENT DATE Jul 28, 2015


My husband Matthew is turning 29 at the end of July. Help me give my husband the birthday gift that keeps on giving: a vasectomy. I love my husband. I love our kids. But we don't need any more of them. And recently my husband complained about his crappy Father's Day on Facebook, so I thought it would be appropriate to get revenge by publicly begging on the internet for money to render his testicles useless. Yes, for my husband's birthday, I want to give him the gift of not making anymore babies, and you can help. Your donation will go toward the noble human pursuit of population control. For as little as $10, you can help reduce the number of brown children destined to ride skateboards in the parking lots of all of your favorite friggin' places. Give as little or as much as you want, but please give... And be very nice to your wife from now on.


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Tiffany Gearhart

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