Behold! my feeble attempt to bring spice and zest to the worlds children through oversized condiment representations! Help me make up for my misguided attempts by supporting UNICEF through my Trick-or-Treat Fundraiser!
My goal might seem lofty, but if I reach it, I will reward all contributers with an actual picture of me in my costume with an actual Hot Dog Vendor. Also, my heartfelt thanks on behalf of the world's children.