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To everyone with a couch I've soiled, a bar I've destroyed, or an email I've failed to answer; to lovers left unsatisfied, to drivers I've cut off, to neighbors I've kept awake all hours and whose property values were destroyed by my despicable presence, to cab drivers I've stiffed, to brides whose wedding days or subsequent marriages I've ruined, and to the thousands of other decent human beings who I have disappointed in some fashion:
On May 16, at the House of Blues, you will have the chance to witness my utter humiliation as I get my face bashed in for charity. I will be participating in Haymakers for Hope, a fantastic charity that has raised over one million dollars if efforts to help fight Cancer!
Cancer is something that affects almost everyone; if you have not had a family member of friend who has had cancer you are in a tiny, very lucky minority. The money raised by this event will be donated to the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute, to support cancer research and patient care. Any and all donations are greatly appreciated. Hope to see you there!