Ok guys here is my story! Last Tuesday Evening I came home from zombie hunting to find my home had been ransacked and my whole family killed by vampires. There was blood everywhere! I called the cops they said vampires dont exist and for me to stop wasting their time. A friend told me that I should try and raise money to buy guns to avenge my murdered family. Please take 1 minute of your time and donate $10 or whatever you can afford to help me buy unicorn tears to swap on silk road for guns. Please help me avenge my family. Thanks for your help. For your donation I will send you broken promises to heal the sick and dying all over the world.