My name is Mila,
Mila KNOCKABITCH! (if you're nasty)
I'm actually Melania's evil twin sister...well, let's just say twin sister for now.
Like my twin sister, I am all about the money, darling. I’m here to raise some rubles, bitcoin or any other financial instrument for our beloved family of the San Francisco Gay Men’s Chorus! I have slept with all of them.
You see my poopsiki, I'm a planted Russian sleeper sell. In other words, I'll sleep with anything or anyone, that pays or leaves gigantic donations in my charity box
So pay me now, or the Russian bots will come after you! Look what we did to Hillary. Oh wait, is this too soon?
Listen Poopsiki, I know you can't afford to sleep with me, but, if you make one of the contributions listed below...
$25 - get my used babooshka; and why is it used, you will never know...
$50 - I will smother you with my freshly silicone injected boobies boobies and more bobies. But don't worry darling, I know mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
$100 and over - scrumptious, vodka infused, home cooked dinner for two while wearing nothing but my babooskha.
If you donate a billion, I'll give you a vial of my best nerve poison.
Bye, poopsiki, phone ringing. Ugh, it's Putin again. He has another bed for me to pee on - I hope it's not yours! (Just a little Russian joke).