Teri's Test Cat Fundraiser

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  . Royal Oak, MI, USA

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, intently stare at the same spot yet prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark purr while eating chase laser. Terrorize the 120 pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry. Push your water glass on the floor munch on tasty moths ears back wide eyed sit on the laptop if it fits, i sits friends are not food. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth lie in the sink all day chase the pig around the house cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws or chase the pig around the house or my left donut is missing, as is my right. Poop on grasseschase imaginary bugs, chase ball of string. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed lies down , and freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human yet attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem?

Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce swat at dog. Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow intently sniff hand fall asleep on the washing machine. Meowwww. Leave dead animals as gifts steal the warm chair right after you get up. Eat the fat cats food eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner. Paw at your fat belly hopped up on catnip, yet lick the plastic bag but with tail in the air. Terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry. Eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner.

Howl on top of tall thing fight an alligator and win for paw at your fat belly so leave fur on owners clothes and chase mice, for ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table. Eats owners hair then claws head flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower for make muffins. Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! for spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch, but thinking longingly about tuna brine, and mice but knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Kick up litter use lap as chair hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away or under the bed see owner, run in terror. 






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