BENEFITING: ANIMAL LEGAL DEFENSE FUND
When I was 8 years old, I went to the San Diego Zoo with my Great Uncle Stan. He tried to sell me as a monkey to the zoo, but despite my stellar performance, the San Diegans were not fooled. My Great uncle was furious and left me at the zoo to fend for myself, and told me to not tell the authorities. It was getting late and and I was cold, but it was bath time, so I found the nearest body of water and wouldn't you know it was the otter exhibit. They took me in and adopted me as one of their own. I was able to live as an otter for 13 months before i was found out. By the Stan was arrested for monkey-fraud on the East Coast, but I never forgot my time with the San Diego Otters. Now I want to repay them, by raising 1 billion dollars for Otter awareness.