Lexi K wrote -
We are hoping to find the cure to Outhouseaphobia, a life-threatening disease which many people are being challenged with today.
UPDATED: The cure has been found! It is the sewage backup water from the demon dumpster! Unfortunately, demon dumpsters are almost extinct so it's hard to obtain this sewage backup water. The only way to get it is to hire a sumo rat to scavange the world in search for a demon dumpster. This can become very expensive depending on the severity of your condition of Outhouseaphobia. Please help us raise enough money to cure everyone from this life-threatening disease. <3
People that are dying from Outhouseaphobia:
-Eric Mastrofrancesco: Please help, I am dying from Outhouseaphobia.
-Grandmoo Keton: I have been diagnosed with Outhouseaphobia. If I don't get cured soon, then my cats will catch the disease from me. Please help me and my cats be cured of Outhouseaphobia.