Callaway County United Way, Inc. wrote -
1st: Peg's had a rough couple of years (11 to be exact). You know it.
2nd: You have neglected to purchase Peg a present for Christmas (and her birthday which was November 16th).
3rd: IT'S OKAY!! There's really only ONE thing Peg wants for Christmas (or her birthday which was November 16th)
4th: It's for the Callaway County United Way to reach its goal of $260,000.
5th: She's not asking you for ALL 260,000...just a miniscule portion of it.
6th: Check it: you can buy Peg a Christmas present (and a birthday present - her birthday was November 16th...you missed it!) AND DEDUCT IT FROM YOUR TAXES!!!
7th: What are you waiting for????