The Eaioüies are a pair of dummies who are okay at Scrabble but need all the help they can get in the upcoming Scrabble For Cheaters tournament, which supports 826CHI.
826CHI is a non-profit organization dedicated to supporting students ages 6 to 18 with their creative and expository writing skills, and to helping teachers inspire their students to write – they're running this Scrabble For Cheaters tournament.
Scrabble For Cheaters is an annual Scrabble tourney, where players raise money to purchase cheats they can use during their matches. https://www.crowdrise.com/S4C2017 Believe you me – we need all the help we can get.
Did I mention we're up against teams including Peter Sagal from NPR's Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me, JC Brooks of Uptown Sound fame and Jeopardy! badass Julia Collins? SERIOUSLY. WE NEED YOUR HELP. Donate today!
BECOME A SPONSOR: THE FIRST FOUR PEOPLE WHO DONATE $500 OR MORE receives Eaioüies SPONSORSHIP STATUS, and just like in soccer, you get to put your logo, name, or whatever on one half of the front or back of shirts we will wear THROUGHOUT THE TOURNAMENT. If you want us to spend the entire day wearing a picture of your cat horking up hairballs, hey, it's your money.
BECOME A THEO-TATTOO-LEVEL SPONSOR:
This is one-hundred percent serious. If someone donates $10,000 to our team, I will allow that person to select a 1.25"x1.25" design which – barring profanity, racial slurs, or Donald Trump's face – I will have tattooed on one of my shoulders. If our team collectively raises $10,000, I will allow everyone who donated to our team to vote (weighted by dollars) on a tattoo design for the other shoulder.
Don't let some NPR quiz show host, some super talented musician or some Trebek chum make us look like chumps! We'll do that ourselves, just fine, on our own. Thanks for your support.