Please Help With Yeezus Resurrection!!!!!

Organized by: Robert Jakob

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February 16, 2016

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In case you haven't heard, Kanye West is $53,000,000 in personal debt and he needs our help!

Please don't wait until he's out of his moment. This is the Howard Hughes, the Steve Jobs, and the Walt Disney of our generation!

This isn't just anyone! This is the man who brought us all the wonderful art we enjoy today. Such as:

  • College Dropout
  • The Pink Polo
  • Late Registration
  • The Teddy Bear Backpack
  • Aide to Hurricane Katrina victims
  • The almost desecration of the Alamo
  • Yeezy Volume One
  • Yeezy Volume Two
  • Yeezy Volume Tree
  • The word Kray
  • Leather Jogging Pants
  • The Sway Rant
  • The Sex Tape
  • The Retro Jordans
  • The Confederate flag
  • The Beck thing
  • The Clothing Line
  • North West
  • Saint West
  • Coinye West
  • Taylor Swift
  • Kim's butt
  • #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch

Please just open your hearts and give what you can or if someone could get him a spot on Shark Tank.

We must act now. If not, he will lose his relevancy and he won't be able to run for President in 2020!

You know Kim Kardashian won't loan him the money. DO THE RIGHT THING!

Also, if you know Mark Zuckerberg or Larry Page have them call Kanye 2mrw..


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