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Organized by: Justin Busby

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With so much hate and angst in the world today, we all know there is only one thing purer than any dove that would fly into the face of evil to bring peace to this world... one thing purer than that of a baby child born into an upper middle class family with aspirations of attending New Trier... Yes, gentlemen, I am talking about the golf swing of one, Matt Kobe. Probably the 8th wonder of the world. One of the most beautiful and unmatched golf swings that any of us will be lucky to lay our eyes on. There are those that remember where they were when Kennedy was shot, while others remember where they were when Neil Armstrong walked on the moon... myself? I remember where I was when I first saw Matt Kobe with that perfect pause at the top and the beautiful transition down to the ball. I believe there may have been a unicorn and a leprechaun in our foursome that day, but I wouldn't be able to recall because his swing was oh so magical. However, Matt Kobe is now in a fight for his swing's life and desperately needs our help. Those that are on Hammer's team, I ask you to come across the aisle and in a gesture non-partisanship, join those in helping Matt Kobe keep his swing and heal his ailing wing. #prayforkobewing With the departure of D. Rose from the Bulls we were hoping the extra medical attention would be able to get young Kobe back on the course, but as the Bulls continue to get "younger" with D. Wade, Rondo, and Luc Longley, those extra resources have been reallocated. Now we are in need of some serious medical miracles. Let's raise some funds for the tremendous "S" vitamin that was so successful for the ailing bodies of Barry Bonds and A-Rod, spin some blood in Canada like Tiger, or even experiment with some medicinal cannabis to heal Kobe's affected wing. We cannot let him go down like other #1 picks Greg Oden or JaMarcus Russell (I think he just got fat). Let's heal this man!!! So I come to you with the dream that we can do something to heal Matt Kobe's wing! May Kobe's swing have mercy on all our souls...


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