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Real Fishing with Doug

Organized by: Jacob Towns

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My name is Jake, I'm 36 years old. I currently live in Rockford IL. My Father, Doug is a great guy.. He is a Father to myself, my Brother Casey (35) and our sister Tamarae. Casey lives in Tennessee with his 7 year old twin boys...and Tamarae (29) lives very near my Dad in southeastern Florida. My Father has seen better days...he is a Good man, an EXTREMELY entertaining person to be around to say the least. I am asking for any donations that anyone could possibly offer so that I could bring my family together and produce a fishing show...even if it's only a season's worth of video, I GUARANTEE you that it will be the most touching, hilarious, REAL thing ever recorded, as my Father us virtually the the most care free, laid back, funny-ass hippy wanna-be dad who is absolutely ruthless and smarter than 99% of ALL fisherman in any state in the entire United States!!!... The man has caught, eaten, raised, poached, loved, and released on few occasions every single thing one can imagine. And I've present on many of these accounts, if not had my own personally or with my brother desperately in Tennessee when I lived there after living with my Father age 15-19. And I'm not talking about your "average" fishing... NOT in our family! We catch things and pursue the unusual.. Alligator's, Snakes of any sort, Snapping Turtles, Alligator Gar, Snakeheads, (Freshwater and Saltwater ANYTHING)...YOU NAME IT!!!...not only will we catch what we go after, we will instill in the provider and viewer MUCH MORE! Please help me make this a possibility! I don't have nearly the income to make this happen but I Promise you, volunteers!!...that this will be the funniest, most honest and true donation you will make. And you will be invited in every SINGLE mini-adventure we take on. ...I should probably and finally add that, Doug may or may not be fond of beer.... He is around 56 years of age, but in his weather-beaten and alcohol induced state, which can be commonly seen at any given hour of the day and can and most likely WILL contribute GREATLY to the success of this adventure, is himself a fine specimen in the "post-hippy era-nothing can kill me I don't need health insurance or even shoes for that matter"...blonde haired, blue eyed, deeply tanned, wrinkled and impervious to literally anything but the plague and the idea of abolition in our present day..Tamarae is a 28 year old single blonde blue eyed girl and Myself and Brother Casey will clash lovingly...He can be a real good old fun-loving asshole kind of guy and I know just how to rub him the right and wrong ways...and how to melt all this good shit into one uplifting disgustional riot that will leave the weak stomached and hearted writhing in either laughter, love for all mankind, or a stern position next to the toilet..and I will try and bring the good looks "(male-wise) as well as my girlfriend Angela " a Midwestern girl of distinct Italian descent" who does NOT drink or do anything even remotely close to what myself and my Brother, Dad and Sister do and have done and still do.....just make this happen! Let's have some fun... before we die and regret it all!!!!............. thanks. I Love you :) Please call me...I don't really know how to set up a website for this kind of thing. I would love to hear your feedback!!! .... E-mail me at


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