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CrowdRise Kids Ari and Uzi Tee

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The Kids Ari and Uzi Tee was specially designed for kids. Kids are like people but usually smaller and they have terrible grammar. The Ari and Uzi is made entirely out of strawberry lollipops. Organic of course, we're not animals. There is a special invisible pocket on both sleeves for rocks and spiders. And, best of all, if you have a particularly well behaved kid, when they wear the Ari and Uzi, they become terrible.

All of this may or may not be true. Not sure. I'm in college. I don't have kids. Can't see the upside.

If you know what movie the Ari and Uzi is named after, Click Here with the answer and we'll add 500 CrowdRise points to your account.


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The Kids Ari and Uzi Tee was specially designed for kids. Kids are like people but usually smaller and they have terrible grammar. The Ari and Uzi is made entirely out of strawberry lollipops. Organic of course, we're not animals. There is a special invisible pocket on both sleeves for rocks and spiders. And, best of all, if you have a particularly well behaved kid, when they wear the Ari and Uzi, they become terrible.

All of this may or may not be true. Not sure. I'm in college. I don't have kids. Can't see the upside.

If you know what movie the Ari and Uzi is named after, Click Here with the answer and we'll add 500 CrowdRise points to your account.

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The Kids Ari and Uzi Tee was specially designed for kids. Kids are like people but usually smaller and they have terrible grammar. The Ari and Uzi is made entirely out of strawberry lollipops. Organic of course, we're not animals. There is a special invisible pocket on both sleeves for rocks and spiders. And, best of all, if you have a particularly well behaved kid, when they wear the Ari and Uzi, they become terrible.

All of this may or may not be true. Not sure. I'm in college. I don't have kids. Can't see the upside.

If you know what movie the Ari and Uzi is named after, Click Here with the answer and we'll add 500 CrowdRise points to your account.