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The Zoolander Tee

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The Zoolander Tee was originally called the Purple Tee and before that the Eggplant Tee. But, after a series of CrowdRise Gatherings in Sarasota, Santa Fe, Sacramento, Southfield, Suffolk and San Diego, it was determined that you can't talk about Purple or Eggplant unless you're dressed as a mime. And, if you're dressed as a mime, probably best if you don't talk at all. So, we flipped the name to something more appropriate. And, you likely don't have another tee that begins with the letter Z. Except for all your Zoo shirts. And your Zoro tanks.

If you actually read any of that, and have said 'MerMan' at least once out loud, Click Here and we'll add something like 500 CrowdRise Impact Points to your account. Actually, it'll be exactly 500 Points.


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The Zoolander Tee was originally called the Purple Tee and before that the Eggplant Tee. But, after a series of CrowdRise Gatherings in Sarasota, Santa Fe, Sacramento, Southfield, Suffolk and San Diego, it was determined that you can't talk about Purple or Eggplant unless you're dressed as a mime. And, if you're dressed as a mime, probably best if you don't talk at all. So, we flipped the name to something more appropriate. And, you likely don't have another tee that begins with the letter Z. Except for all your Zoo shirts. And your Zoro tanks.

If you actually read any of that, and have said 'MerMan' at least once out loud, Click Here and we'll add something like 500 CrowdRise Impact Points to your account. Actually, it'll be exactly 500 Points.

Size Chart

The Zoolander Tee was originally called the Purple Tee and before that the Eggplant Tee. But, after a series of CrowdRise Gatherings in Sarasota, Santa Fe, Sacramento, Southfield, Suffolk and San Diego, it was determined that you can't talk about Purple or Eggplant unless you're dressed as a mime. And, if you're dressed as a mime, probably best if you don't talk at all. So, we flipped the name to something more appropriate. And, you likely don't have another tee that begins with the letter Z. Except for all your Zoo shirts. And your Zoro tanks.

If you actually read any of that, and have said 'MerMan' at least once out loud, Click Here and we'll add something like 500 CrowdRise Impact Points to your account. Actually, it'll be exactly 500 Points.