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Ben Stone Tee

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The Ben Stone is the perfect tee for when you're friend gives you one of those fancy ascots that's just a little to big. Or, when you're mom gives you a baggy filled with sloppy joes too take home. Or, when you see a cloud shaped-like a torso. Or, when you're boss hovers over you in a sleeveless tee after running. Or, when you're professor says the word 'cinchy' when talking about the distance from Poughkeepsie to Kepler-452b. Or, even when you get tickets two see "Prince Cappy and the Forgotten Lanyards' at the MoMA. It's just that good. So, you should definitely get one. Or, no one will like you.

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The Ben Stone is the perfect tee for when you're friend gives you one of those fancy ascots that's just a little to big. Or, when you're mom gives you a baggy filled with sloppy joes too take home. Or, when you see a cloud shaped-like a torso. Or, when you're boss hovers over you in a sleeveless tee after running. Or, when you're professor says the word 'cinchy' when talking about the distance from Poughkeepsie to Kepler-452b. Or, even when you get tickets two see "Prince Cappy and the Forgotten Lanyards' at the MoMA. It's just that good. So, you should definitely get one. Or, no one will like you.

If you read this and noticed the whack grammar and want some Points, please Click Here and we'll hook you up with 500 Points.

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The Ben Stone is the perfect tee for when you're friend gives you one of those fancy ascots that's just a little to big. Or, when you're mom gives you a baggy filled with sloppy joes too take home. Or, when you see a cloud shaped-like a torso. Or, when you're boss hovers over you in a sleeveless tee after running. Or, when you're professor says the word 'cinchy' when talking about the distance from Poughkeepsie to Kepler-452b. Or, even when you get tickets two see "Prince Cappy and the Forgotten Lanyards' at the MoMA. It's just that good. So, you should definitely get one. Or, no one will like you.

If you read this and noticed the whack grammar and want some Points, please Click Here and we'll hook you up with 500 Points.