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Decent Human Ladies Tank

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If you know anything about the Decent Human Ladies Tank, it's that if you tie three of them together, put them in the wash on a delicate setting, take them out and eat a hummus sandwich, you automatically have permission to:

--Cut in line at the ice cream shop even if you're the shortest person there
--Tell everyone who you want to kiss that you're a really good climber (rock and ice) but not great

If you're a tiny bit dumber for reading that, we apologize. If you're mad about it or if you've ever used the word "aflutter" Click Here to get 500 Points - it'll make you feel better.


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If you know anything about the Decent Human Ladies Tank, it's that if you tie three of them together, put them in the wash on a delicate setting, take them out and eat a hummus sandwich, you automatically have permission to:

--Cut in line at the ice cream shop even if you're the shortest person there
--Tell everyone who you want to kiss that you're a really good climber (rock and ice) but not great

If you're a tiny bit dumber for reading that, we apologize. If you're mad about it or if you've ever used the word "aflutter" Click Here to get 500 Points - it'll make you feel better.

Size Chart

If you know anything about the Decent Human Ladies Tank, it's that if you tie three of them together, put them in the wash on a delicate setting, take them out and eat a hummus sandwich, you automatically have permission to:

--Cut in line at the ice cream shop even if you're the shortest person there
--Tell everyone who you want to kiss that you're a really good climber (rock and ice) but not great

If you're a tiny bit dumber for reading that, we apologize. If you're mad about it or if you've ever used the word "aflutter" Click Here to get 500 Points - it'll make you feel better.