Hi. Give me money. Why???
My BFF (Austin) and I are tackling this half-marathon with 40 lbs on our backs in an Army-style Ruck March. The money I raise, from your wallets, will go to Children's Hospital. The joy you will receive is two fold: 1) Helpin' out da chilrens and 2) knowing how much pain I will be in after finishing this thing. It's a Win Win, dude.
If you love me, give to me. If you love Austin, still give to me.
PS: Don't tell Austin ... but you are my real BFF.