For the past year you’ve watched me grow a mighty beard whose reputation has spread far and wide across this great state. Some say it makes James Harden’s beard look like chin fuzz. Others say it’s the only beard in Texas clearly visible from the International Space Station. I’ve been called the Human Chia Pet, and my beard has been compared to the all-time greats: Zeus, Moses, Fidel Castro, the members of ZZ Top.
But all good things must come to an end. If I can raise $1,000 for charity by my birthday September 26, I will make the ultimate sacrifice by parting with my majestic mane. I’ve done my part by growing the most fearsome beard west of the Mississippi—now do your part by chipping in to shear it! Donations of any size accepted.
Hope Shines, Inc. strives to offer children in need continuous opportunities for empowerment, encouragement, and supplementary education through meaningful activities with strong role models, both foreign and local to their communities. We have goals of promoting long-term mentorship in areas of health, hygiene, education, and self-esteem through week-long summer day programs, year-long tutoring programs and health and hygiene support and education.