Sith Lord Sexypants here. I have escaped from the linoleum planet Lysol to run in the Krispy Kreme Challenge on behalf of the kids at UNC Children's Hospital. Fans of Bloom County, Steve Dallas, or just Dorks, please help the Dork Lord triumph by donating today! 100% of the proceeds goes to UNC Children's Hospital. (And no, that's not a real cigarrette in my mouth -- just staying true to my costume. Smoking is bad).