My fat old butt can't run it but I sure as hell can walk it! I'm trying to get healthy anyway so I might as well try to raise money for charity while I do it. If you have between $1 and $1,000,000 to spare, the Chive Charity recipients and I (did I get that right grammar Nazis? (You know who you are, Amy)) would greatly appreciate your support! If you know nothing about Chive Charities, please visit this link.