This October my lovely and socially conscious girlfriend and I will be running a little 10K for a good cause. Predictably, we have adopted the moniker "Team Superfunk." So what's the cause? I'm glad you asked. All participants will be raising money with the hope of reaching the quarter million dollar mark and providing 1,000,000 meals to fight hunger in America. What's that you say? That is a good cause? Yep, you bet your ass it is. But it gets even better. Our personal goal is to each raise $150 and then to match every dollar raised. I'll be matching all donations no matter how much money is ultimately donated. So, even if you don't think feeding hungry Americans is a worthy cause - and, let's be honest, if that's you then you're probably a monumental dick - at least you have the pleasure of knowing I have to slap down my hard earned cash for every dollar you donate. Ten bucks would be great (and remember, I'm turning that ten bucks into twenty via the magic power of addition!) but any amount would be truly appreciated. Now let's get our shit together and help some folks out! Also, every minute you don't donate, we put another piece of lingerie on Spike.