+ Post an update THE STORY: I just became an ordained minister and I am looking at starting the church of Kevin Christ of latter-day Neights. I could preach or bullshit you, but I'm looking at buying a large portion of the land so that total anarchy can ensue. " this is not a good cause " This is purely for monetary gain and I want to see how far I can push it. Please join me in our congregation after I precure such funds. I may even run for president in 2020 FTW Amen. Don't worry, I will do really cool shit that you wish you could do with said money. Like make a life sized remote control car that I can shoot at . Take a bath in a vat of gin every morning. Hire little person strippers to dress up as elves for Christmas Day and dance provocatively to jingle bells . This is absolutely the wrong thing to do with your money, but how fun would it be to watch my personal downward spiral into blatant disregard for society . Every single last bit of this money will be mis-used Cameras will be rolling.... Be a part of history and donate now . This message is supported by God himself !