The church of Kevin Christ and latter-day Neights
Organized by: Nathan Meyers
+ Post an update THE STORY: I just became an ordained minister and I am looking at starting the church of Kevin Christ and latter-day Neights. I could preach or bullshit you but I'm looking at buying a large portion of the land so that total anarchy can ensue. " this is not a good cause " although all forms of life will be welcome to live on the propertyThis is purely for monetary gain and I want to see how far I can push it Please join me in our congregation after I precure such funds. I may even run for president in 2020. FTW, Amen. Don't worry, I will do really cool shit that you wish you could do with the money. Like make a life sized remote control car that I can shoot at . Take a bath in a vat of gin every morning. Hire little person strippers to dress up as elves for Christmas Day and dance provocatively to jingle bells. This is absolutely the wrong thing to do with your money, but how fun would it be to watch my personal downward spiral into blatant disregard for society . Cameras will be rolling.... Be a part of history and donate now . This message is supported by God himself !